06/22/2026
🎵 Cue the dramatic National Geographic music... 🎵
There I was, deep in the wild and untamed frontier...
Not tracking a pride of lions.
Not documenting a rare species.
No.
I was on an expedition to photograph... chickens. 🐔📸
The challenge? The grass was up to my knees and apparently the chickens had mastered the art of camouflage. One moment I'd spot one, the next it would disappear into the wilderness like a seasoned predator stalking its prey. Then there was the fence.
As I carefully navigated the terrain, camera in hand, I imagined the narrator's voice:
"Here we see the elusive photographer in her natural habitat. She moves cautiously through the tall grass, hoping to capture images of the chicken. The chicken, however, remains suspicious and highly skilled at evading documentation."
Several hundred squats and one mild fear of stepping on something unexpected later... I emerged victorious with zero clear photos.
National Geographic may have lions.
I had the rare bread of evasive chickens.
~ Shellie Renee