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Functional Girl

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Functional Girl

Elevating & Celebrating the Sisterhood A Functional Girl can change a tire without scuffing her vintage nude pumps. Her heart is filled with faith and love. Fun.

She is inspired by great women, not threatened by them. A Functional Girl is brave enough to believe that she is truly extraordinary. She knows in her heart of hearts that sequins are absolutely acceptable daywear. She always makes a statement without saying a word. A Functional Girl is smart enough to know what she doesn’t know. Her friends say she gives the best hugs. She never apologizes for he

r authenticity. A Functional Girl makes the rules wherever she goes. She is humbled by and grateful for her blessings. She never leaves home without a stain stick. A Functional Girl wants to leave the world a better place than when she came into it. Her theme song is “Whatever Lola Wants.” She knows that her smile is her best accessory. The Functional Girl lifestyle is an empowerment-driven philosophy. Living a good life isn’t a luxury. It’s a boldly purposeful commitment to yourself. An unwavering resolve that your journey is going to be an adventure of your own making. In this world, where knowledge is power and information is currency, Functional Girl is a resource for all the girls who refuse to settle for anything less than everything. Indulge your passions. Rethink the possibilities. Love the way you live everyday. Fabulous. Fearless. Just like you.

04/21/2025

In 2021 I was diagnosed with two degenerative neurological diseases - Essential Tremor and Cervical Dystonia. These are both progressive movement disorders that cause uncontrollable shaking.

Aside from the actor in me who was convinced no one was ever going to book me again and the romantic in me who was convinced no one was ever going to want me again, the photographer in me was devastated. I thought it was the end of my shooting days and I put my camera down.

Last year, after much encouragement, I finally got tired of feeling sorry for myself, and slowly started photographing people I trusted to be kind as I started working that muscle again.

A few weeks ago I spent a Sunday hanging out with my WIFTies; we did yoga, talked and had an absolute blast of a photo shoot. This is my favorite photo from that day -- thank you for letting me capture your exquisiteness.

TLDR: Femme Fotó is back in business 📸

04/07/2025

16 years ago matched me with Sammy, and my life was forever changed in the most profound way.

Poodle, I am an infinitely better human being because you're my sister. I love you more than I could ever adequately express in words, I'm so proud of the woman you've become and I'm thrilled I get a front row seat to the life you're building.

It hasn't always been easy because we're both chaos goblins, but the best things take work. I'm in your corner always, even when we run amok.

Here's to 16 more years!!! I love you!!!

03/22/2025

.littlemanley broke all the legs and the entire cast had magical moments on opening night ✨🤍

And I think the is becoming a special little gem of a venue. I loved watching the show in their theatre.

GO SEE THEM!!!

And if you love a zany Durang adventure, this is some of his best - equal parts ridiculous and heartfelt and human.

02/09/2025

Sunday with my WIFTies ✨💕

02/01/2025

First rule of sleepover...

01/31/2025

My heart is so full Poodle. Thank you for including me in this perfect, lovely day. You chose a wonderful partner and you have a beautiful family. I couldn't be more proud of the country hippy witch you've become -- I love you always sister.

12/15/2024

I'm so incredibly proud to work with Girls Empowerment Network!

Thanks to 93 community members, across two Texas regions, from multiple organizations including:

Women's Storybook Project of Texas
Lioness Justice Impacted Women's Alliance
Texas Civil Rights Project
Texas Center for Justice and Equity
Texas After Violence Project

We made our goal of writing 900 holiday cards for incarcerated youth!

We're still working toward completing 230 hygiene packs for youth at the MART facility -- 177 more to go. If you've got $12 to spare, that will cover the cost of one pack - but any amount given helps us get closer to the goal!

https://www.girlsempowermentnetwork.org/donate

12/12/2024

I posed twice for this project. I had my clothes on in one of them.

If you haven't been to a show, it's time to venture on in and discover what it means to be .

Mia is an award-winning artist and a dear friend. It's been such a privilege to be a part of her work and vision.

There are so many creatives making their life and their art here in Texas, come support one of them tomorrow evening!

11/27/2024

you are probably the only person on the planet who could have convinced me to do this.

11/21/2024

Mood. ✨✨✨

11/19/2024

Sometimes you make me smile

But for real though 😁

Here's to giving anxiety the 🖕

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Austin, TX

Opening Hours

Monday	8am - 7pm
Tuesday	8am - 7pm
Wednesday	8am - 7pm
Thursday	8am - 7pm
Friday	8am - 7pm
Saturday	10am - 3pm

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http://www.functionalgirl.com/

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