15/08/2022
Only when you wearing a Ring
INTRODUCTION:"One critical observer you are", my father would always point out. "As are you, an apple doesn't fall too far from the tree", I always responded. This trait has clinged to me even at my current age and promises to stick around perhaps forever. My lips answer to the name of Makanakah S V Sibanda and the topic I will be presenting on tonight is titled : *S*X IS GOOD AS LONG AS YOU ARE WEARING...*
I'd like to extend my gratitude to all executives in the organization distinguishing Miss B. Moyo the founder. My heartfelt appreciation goes to all in here just for being women of wonders. Much humbled by your welcome
*Presentation*
Lies aside S*X is good and wonderful. Those who have not experienced it have atleast heard the majestic tales of the ones who swum in its river. You know the stories in line with something like "He did this to that then that to this then we..." They make your ears tingle everytime and with good reason, s*x is amazing!
Why would I chose to speak on s*x over every other virtue. Well the following picture explains why in a nutshell.
PICTURE:A Zebra watching lions mating instead of running away with its life meaning to the lions s*x was more important than food and to the Zebra watching it was important than running away for it's life
Let's take a step back then straight into the wildest of thoughts. Why do we date in the first place before we can know how to date or s*xual endeavors or styles? e.t.c We have a whole hour of this sensation today and it will be as wonderful as the act itself! I poised the question to someone and received quite the most heartbreaking answer, "I'm dating for fun", she said with no sense of shame. What a shame.
: If you're dating for fun then you're playing and if you're playing that makes you a *PLAYER*. You might not play the cheating game but you play with people's hearts and that's worse.
I assume we have all been broken hearted if not don't worry your potion is coming soon but at least don't be the reason behind someone's heartbreak. If you want fun try basketball, dancing and singing, we don't play with people's hearts! It is in these relationships that we then have s*x so you might want to open your ears to this conversation before you open your legs
S*x is meant for either reproduction or pleasure. Dear women of wonders s*x is not a ticket out of poverty, our generation is saturated with lazy women trying to doggy style their way to success.
I do not hope you marry a rich man, I hope you get rich yourself. You can't just rely on s*x, not all drivers are responsible some just hit and run. He can hit and run, yes him, yes your boyfriend!
-It is amazing how we set standards for others but never for ourselves. How especially women get picky about not dating gentleman with cars but never worrying about buying their own or how men get specific about wanting to marry virgins after opening up tens of women
I believe no one has been left behind..
I've heard a lot of people complain, protest and rebell because the other person failed to deliver but would never raise an eyebrow after they failed to deliver for themselves. You owe you a success, if you fail, you owe you an explanation, you owe you an apology and you owe you a second chance.
Dear ladies representing all the men out there let me say this: *WE ARE ALSO TIRED OF DATING BROKE WOMEN*
All they bring to the table is s*x, as men we do love s*x, a lot, but what will you be doing in the marriage with the 20 hours left after he c**s. Assuming he has lasted for 4 hours which is impossible. Allow me to say this : to hell with tweaking, woman can you cook? I mean some women are opening businesses and the only thing you've opened are your legs.
To hell with, "he doesn't want me to do my own things!" He is supposed to hold you down not hold you back. Dating a broke woman is worse than going out with a broke man believe me, when a man is broke he tries, when a woman is as so, she doesn't even put effort in lying about how she's trying. All she wants is for the man to sweat at work then come back to sweat on top of her.
S*X IS WONDERFUL 💯 it is a bonding moment and a sacred one indeed. The Bible says it is when two flesh become one, K**a Sutra says its the erotic and emotional fulfillment of life. Whether from the Bible or the devil's definition of it the fact lies, S*x is good, a piece of heaven on earth. I cannot stress enough the importance of s*x.
Given an opportunity to choose between losing either your eye or your private part what would you give up? Exactly! You see! Everyone would rather give up their eye. Not even seeing is that important. Hell No!
One of the greatest psychologists of all time, Abraham Maslow invented what is called a hierarchy of needs where he says s*x a basic need and puts its right beside food and water. It comes before security! Check out the diagram psychology does not lie!
S*X IS GOOD AS LONG AS YOU ARE WEARING A *RING*. Otherwise the only positions you should be worried about are your financial position, career position and health position. If being good at s*x kept a man then prostitutes would be the only ones that got married. I mean they have more experience in these fields and adventures than anyone else.
Nowadays women are ready for weddings but not marriage and that's a fact! Before that they are too busy being fake and "slaying" as it is so called. What is happening to our women? I mean she is Zimbabwean, her hair is Brazilian, she dresses American, she kisses French, has fake nails and fake skin color need I not say more. I'd rather have you ready for marriage than for your wedding.
Paul from the good book 1 Corinthians 7 V 28 spells it crystal clearly on how to avoid any troubles in marriage or because of it as I quote, " *But those who marry will face many troubles in this life*," In other words subsequently this brings to totality the fact that, if you don't want marital problems don't get married, just as if you don't want any stresses that come with starting a business, don't start any otherwise focus on your dog and take him to the vet. Anyway marriage is a topic for another day
One blistering morning as the clocks were about to strike 10 'o' clock I tuned in to a particular radio station, 98.4FM and there was a trending topic, a hot debate as everyone said, " Wife must not know the password to her husband's phone and vice versa". This is food for thought : So they can share bank accounts passwords and share a bed but the phones are too private?
There's a meme that broke the web and almost tore my rib captioned as this : The beds some women have slept on are enough to open a public hospital.... Let's keep our private parts private gorgeous ladies.
To those in relationships I hope they become marriages. To the single ladies, why wait for love when you can give it to yourself? Yes all men are dogs but I hope you get a German Shepherd my sister.
Thank you for having me it's been more than a pleasure. Ndatenda. Ngiyabonga
Definition of A broke woman is a lady who has a broken mindset rather than a broken pocket, she thinks money and hustle a a man's game but believes spending money is a lady's right
