29/03/2026
You know you’ve hit peak retirement when you start checking the S&P 500 as often as you check your pulse, yet you still can't remember why you walked into the kitchen.
I finally have the time to track my portfolio every minute, but I spent twenty minutes today staring into the fridge forgetting if I was Making a sandwich or Cleaning the shelf. If the market is having a "volatile" day, I just tell myself it's probably napping—just like I plan to do at 2:15 PM.
Is the market more unpredictable than your memory these days, or is it just me?
Drop a 'Yes' if you’ve mastered the art of the 2 PM power nap!