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18/04/2026
12/02/2026

THE TRAGEDY OF TRIBALISM IN MALAWI

Malawi’s greatest tragedy is not poverty, insecurity, or underdevelopment. These are symptoms, not causes. The deeper affliction is tribalism, a quiet but persistent poison that has denied the country the soul of a nation. More than six decades after independence, Malawi still struggles to answer a simple question, are we a people, or merely a collection of regions forced to coexist?

At independence, the founding fathers of Malawi failed in the most critical task of nation building. Rather than forging a shared national identity, they were preoccupied with securing regional dominance. Politics was not driven by ideology or a collective Malawian vision, but by ethnic arithmetic. Loyalty was first to tribe, then to region, and only distantly to the nation. Multipartyism became a bargaining table, not a unifying framework. The seed of distrust was planted early, and it has grown unchecked. It is on record that some of the founding fathers exhibited a disturbing lack of will to tolerate people from other regions. This disposition was passed down to their followers, and that dangerous ideology has continued because government has not deemed it crucial to fight it as an identified virus.

That foundational failure continues to echo through modern Malawj. One of the clearest illustrations lies in something as ordinary as official documentation. Decades after independence, Malawians are still required on government forms to state their state of origin or state of birth, rather than simply their address or place of residence. This seemingly harmless requirement reinforces the idea that citizenship is conditional, that where you come from matters more than where you live, work, contribute, and belong. In many countries, such questions would be considered irrelevant or even discriminatory. In Malawi, they are institutionalized.

Worse still is the state’s tolerance of tribal bigotry. Public figures openly make divisive, ethnically charged statements without consequence. Tribal insults are normalized in political discourse, on television, at rallies, and across social media. No meaningful sanctions follow. Silence from authority becomes endorsement. When government refuses to punish tribal bigots, it sends a dangerous message, that hatred is acceptable as long as it serves power.

Even holders of sensitive public offices, those entrusted with national security, justice, and policy, are not immune. Appointments are often perceived, rightly or wrongly, through tribal lenses. Statements are made that betray sectional loyalty. Decisions are interpreted as favoring “our people” over “others.” The tragedy is not only that this happens, but that it happens without accountability. A nation cannot survive when its guardians are tribal partisans.

Perhaps most revealing is how deeply tribalism has penetrated even spaces meant to unite us. Sports, which should dissolve differences under a single national flag, has not been spared. Selection debates, fan reactions, and even commentary often descend into ethnic camps. Victories are claimed by regions, failures are blamed on tribes. Even in the just concluded AFCON, Malawians on social media showed the world how deeply divided we are along tribal lines. One would have expected an official framework to address such open displays of ethnic hostility, but alas, nothing happened. And because nothing happened, those behind it will do it again. This is deeply saddening and troubling.

The consequence of this collective failure is the absence of true nationhood. Malawi functions as a country, but does not yet breathe as a nation. Trust is thin. Suspicion is automatic. National success is viewed through ethnic gain or loss. In such an environment, unity remains a slogan, not a lived reality.

Until Malawi decisively confronts tribalism, progress will remain cosmetic. Until tribal bigotry is punished, not excused, not justified, not ignored, we will continue to orbit around the idea of nationhood without ever arriving. Until citizenship replaces ethnicity as the primary identity, Malawi will remain structurally divided, no matter how often we sing the national anthem.

True nationhood demands courage, the courage to abandon inherited prejudices, the courage of leadership to enforce consequences, and the courage of citizens to see themselves first as Malawians. Until then, the tragedy of tribalism will continue to define us more than our potential ever could.

*PUN* - the author of culture and diversity!

09/02/2025

APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY OUR DAUGHTER: FILL THIS FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS
I _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss ____________. I am __ years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly and sincerely:
1. Do you pray?
Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Do you sincerely love our daughter?
Yes/No
4. Are you working?
Yes/No
5. Do you have a car?
Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above questions was NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back. If all your answers were YES, then continue.
1. In 50 words or more, describe the disadvantages of poverty in marriage.
______________________________
______________________________
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2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you can give respect to your father in-law and mother in-law.
______________________________
______________________________
______________________________
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3. Suppose your wife says "Honey I need money for my hair-style at the saloon", what would be your answer ?
______________________________ _____________
4. Explain any TEN causes of
divorce.
______________________________
______________________________
______________________________
___________
5. What does the term 'good
husband' mean to you?
______________________________
______________________________
___________
6. Do you have both dad and mum together?
Yes/No If No explain why?
______________________________
___________
7.Were your parents legally
married?
Yes/No
If YES for how long? ______________________________
________
If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain why you were born out of wedlock.
______________________________
______________________________
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8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" as used by women (100 words)
______________________________
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9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house.
______________________________
______________________________
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10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother?
______________________________
___________
Answer the following by ticking Yes or No:
1. Do you drink alcohol?
Yes/No
2. Do you smoke?
Yes/No
3. Are you short-tempered?
Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY
IMPORTANT:
1. When can you be free for
interviews?__________________
_____
2. When is the best time to interview your dad?__________
3. When can I interview your mum?
________________
4. When can I interview your
church pastor? ____________
5. Please stick your passport size photo below which will be put in newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Sign again: _______________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed in a years' time. You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful. As you are waiting please don't call me, don't visit me and don't contact my daughter. If u do. you will be disqualified.
Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions:
Postal Address: ______________________________
___________
Email: _______________________
___________
Phone: Work: ________________
___________
Home:__________________________________
Facebook: ___________________
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A Woman traffic police officer has died in Mangochi today afternoon while on duty, in what  police described as a hit an...
18/02/2022

A Woman traffic police officer has died in Mangochi today afternoon while on duty, in what police described as a hit and run car crash.

Mangochi Police Station spokesperson Amina Tepani Daudi, who has identified the officer as Patricia Chingulo, said she was hit by a toyota sienta vehicle whilst working at a traffic check point along the Mangochi-Liwonde road.

According to Tepani Daudi, police have already arrested the driver and is currently in custody, but didn't disclose more details.

15/08/2021

200 days after being elected ...From 1st September 2021 to 1st February 2022

MY GOVERNMENT WILL RECRUIT 175,500 TEACHERS, NURSES, COPS, SOLDIERS - BALLY-HH

VIA THE 30 PERFECT PLANS FOR ZAMBIA:

1. Ensure the kwacha appreciates by all means from K23 per dollar to K10 or below per dollar. All strategies to this regard are in perfect place.

2. Employ 45,000 Secondary School Teachers

3. Employ 75,000 Primary and Pre-school teachers

4. Employ 15,000 Nurses

5. Employ 8,000 Clinical Officers

6. Employ 6,500 medical doctors

7. Recruit 5,000 dentists and other medical staffs in hospitals

8. (a) Recruit 6,000 police officers (2,000 para troops, 2,000 mobile troops and 2000 General duties troops) All regions will be fully represented, no corruption of any kind will be tolarated

(b) Recruit 15,000 soldiers; 5,000 ZA, 5,000 ZAF, 5,000 ZNS

9. With effect from Wednesday, 1st September 2021, Maize price for 50Ks bag of maize will be increased from K150 to K220

10. With effect from 1st November, each farmer (including those not yet registered) to receive 12 bags of maize after only depositing K500 in the bank

11. A competent cabinet will be appointed to cover all spheres of government

12. Appoint a competent BOZ governor

13. Appoint a competent Minister of finance

14. Meet with Zambia's lenders and renegotiate loan repayments to relieve Zambia of its burdensome loans

15. Constitute a team of technocrats from government, higher institutions of learning and industry experts to come up with an implementation plan for economic recovery for Zambia. This should cover first 12 months, 24 months, 36 months up to 5 years. This should encompass all industries in Zambia

16. Address the plight in education and health sectors

17. Secure roadmap for robust funding for Zambia to boost economic growth

18. Come up with a comprehensive plan for youth empowerment and growth

19. End political violence and cadres harassing citizens

20. Introduce law and order through the police service

21. Make use of ZNS for food production and youth employment

22. ZNBC to be fully independent

23. Promote and confirm 100% of civil servants in acting appointments

24. Adjust salaries of all civil servants upwards by K1,500 across the board

25. All hospitals and clinics will have more than enough medicines for our people

26. All schools will have more than enough desks and chairs for our pupils

27. Each school will be receiving government funding in this regard; Boarding Secondary School K100,000 per term; Day Secondary School K85,000 per term; Gazetted Primary School K50,000 per term, ungazertted primary school K40,000 per term, Community Schools K30,000 per term

28. Ensure each pupil in boarding schools pays K450 only per term. In a day sec school each pupil to pay K50 only per term

29. Miners' salaries will be increased by 50%. All Marketeers, the aged, widows and orphans to receive two times the amount of money they are currently receiving

30. Reducing prices of all commodities by 75%. Mealie meal to cost K70 only. 5 litres of cooking oil to cost K80, 2.5ltrs to cost K45 only

By the Grace of God, we will met all my plans before 1st February 2022. All we need from you fellow Zambians are your prayers and votes on Thursday 12th August 2021. Real Change is coming. Just have faith in the Lord

What else should we do, you are free to add so that we can add on our list before our inauguration.

God Bless You All.

HH
aka BALLY WILL FIX EVERYTHING.
CHANGE is at Your Door Step.

WA POLICE WA  CHIGOLOLO WAPHEDWA KU UHULEOfficer incharge wa Mangochi Police Mr Bwanali waphedwa.Mr Bwanali aphedwa ataw...
14/08/2021

WA POLICE WA CHIGOLOLO WAPHEDWA KU UHULE

Officer incharge wa Mangochi Police Mr Bwanali waphedwa.

Mr Bwanali aphedwa atawapeza akupanga zadama ndi mkazi wa mwini.Anthu adamunong'oneza mwini Mkaziyo ndipo mwini Mkaziyo atafika kumaloko adapeza Mr Bwanali ndi mkazi wakeyo akuthyola khobwe ali bunobwamuswe.

Mwini Mkaziyo sadanyentchere koma kutulutsa Mpeni umene adabaya nawo wa Polisi uyu mmatako komanso pamimba.

Bwanali adafera pa malo omwewo kamba adavulala kwambiri.

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