05/11/2024
Before you go and vote tomorrow , read this:
You are NOT to make any money without telling me.
• You are NOT to leave my property without permission.
• You WILL pay me a large percentage of your income or get locked in the cage.
• You will NOT own anything I don't approve of or get locked in the cage.
• If you do not pay me, you will get locked in the cage.
• If you trade, you can ONLY do it with MY permission slips (unless l've given you permission). Trading with other kinds of currency could land you in the cage.
• If you get a job, your employer will owe me more money.
• If you want to have friends come over from another place, they'll have to get in line.
Maybe for years.
• You WILL let me listen in on phone calls, texts, emails, or any other communications. If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear.
• I WILL take your money as I see fit and spend it how I want. My friends will get a cut.
• If you complain about my behavior (murder, theft, kidnapping, debt), it's a sign you don't love me. My friends will tell you to move to Somalia.
XOXOXO
The Fetleral Government of the United States of Amerira
