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28/11/2011

Movie Dialogues In Chemistry' s Language..

My name is Bond, Covalent Bond

Rishtey mein hum tumhare allotrope lagtey hain, naam hai Diamond..
P-block Se dar nahi lagta sahab, D-block Se lagta hai

Ek baar jo maine bond toda, to main Activation Energy ke bhi nahi sunta

Resonance ko neglect karna mushkil hi nahi, naamumkin hai

Ye electron mujhe dede Carbon

Ek chutki hydrogen ka kimmat 2m kya jano oxygen babu

And last but not d least..

Thermodyna mics abhi baaki hai mere dost..!

27/11/2011

How to prove that all girls are evil (JOKE)

First we state that girls require time and money

Girls = Time x Money

And we all know that "time is money"

Time = Money

Therefore

Girls = Money x Money = (Money)²

And because "money is the root of all evil"

Money = (Evil)

Therefore

Girls = (Evil)²

And we are forced to conclude that

Girls = Evil ;)

Dont Claps For My Smartness Its Ok

27/11/2011

LAMBI JUDAI
(Abdul Majeed MIX!)
Chaar dino ka EXAM O Rabba,
Lambi parhai, Lambi Saza,
Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na,
Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha,
Kitne zamane baad Oo Rabba,
Tution lagaya, Tution lagayaaa,
Soya raha mai classon me apni,
Teacher se roz roz pit ke me aaya,
Kitna pita hon sooj gaya hon,
chalna phirna bhol gaya hon,
4 dino ka EXAM Oo Rabba,
lambi parhai lambi parhai..
to all students....
(UOG) ZINda Bad

27/11/2011

Question paper of 2020 in Pakistan
Q1 - Name the cities of Pakistan where electricity is found?
Q2 - How does Sugar tastes? Explain in your own words.
Q3 - Draw a neat and labeled diagram of a su***de jacket.
Q4 - In ancient times, What was PETROL used for? Support your answer with examples.
Q5 - Explain principle and working of a DRONE...

26/11/2011

Confuzed LADKIYON KI KAHANI:

If v treat her nice she says "yaar mujhe line de raha hai"
If v dont she says "kitna akarta hai"
If v dress nicely she says "mujhe impress karna chahta hai"
If v dont she says "tasteless hai yaar"
If v argue with her she says "ziddihai"
If v sit quietly she says "dumb hai"
If v act smarter she'll lose her brain as u r insulting her
If she acts smarter she thinks its her right
If v dont love her she says "is ka to pehle se hi 2,3 ladkiyon ka saath chakkar hai"
If v love her she says "peechhe hipad gayaa hai"
If v dont tell her our prob she says " u r not honest 2 me"
If v do tell her she says "u r a problem child"
If v scold her she says "you act like agrandpa giving lecture"
If she scolds us she says "Yaar, itsbecoz i care"
If v break a promise she says "I dont not trust u any more"
If she breaks she says "jaan mainmajboor thi..(MAjeed)

26/11/2011

BEST CrickeT JOKE EVER :

Que - What do u do after Pakistan wins the Pakistan World Cup ?

Ans-
Switch off the playstation... :p :p (Majeed)

26/11/2011

Chitrangada Singh

26/11/2011

A week before exams,
We refer to foreign authors.

2 days before exams,
We refer to local authors.

On the day of exam...
We become authors....
"Jani sirf heading bata de baki ma khud likh lo ga"

ROCKS.....*.

25/11/2011

2 din my PHD ki degree mil rahi hyy....

Ab poochna mat kahan syy....

Amir Liaquat ko pata hy muje nhi...:P

25/11/2011

woh aati hai toh raastey pe 100 100 ke note bichchaata hoon...

woh aati hai toh raastey pe 100 100 ke note bichchaata hoo....





chali jaati hai toh uthaa letaa hoon

25/11/2011

Kafi dard bhara sher hai, zara dhyaan se padhiyega:

Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai..

kyunki.. Ab wo dekhne me itni khas nahi hai!

25/11/2011

Surat par aapki fida ho kar,
humne aaapki tasvir banwaai hai,
Ghar ko hamare nazar na lage iss liye,
Woh tasvir bahar gate par tangwaai hai.

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