09/06/2026
Hyena: Hello, mr Solution!
Mr. President: Yes, hello, human hunter!
Hyena: Are you still looking for a solution?
Mr. President: Every day. Why, did you find one?
Hyena: I found many solutions... but unfortunately they all ran away when they saw more meetings coming.
Mr. President: That's strange. Where did they go?
Hyena: Into the forest. Even the lions said, "We don't want extra responsibilities!"
Mr. President: Then what do you suggest?
Hyena: Simple. Instead of forming another committee, ask the problem what it wants.
Mr. President: And if the problem refuses to answer?
Hyena: Promote it to an advisor. It has been around longer than all of us!
Mr. President: You laugh too much, Hyena.
Hyena: Of course. If I stop laughing, I might start attending the meetings.
Mr. President: Fair point. So, what's your final solution?
Hyena: My final solution is very simple: when nobody knows the answer, serve tea first. People think better with tea.
Mr. President: And if the tea doesn't work?
Hyena: Then serve more tea until the problem forgets why it came!
Mr. President: You should run for office.
Hyena: No thank you. I prefer chasing leftovers. It's less stressful than chasing promises! 😂
