Bramiido

24/03/2026

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15/03/2025

Every weekend, you will follow the children of rich people to smoke, drink and party away. When their brain knocks, they will be flown to the best hospitals abroad to get proper medical treatment. But in your case, when your brain knocks, they will use garri to finish you and dump you at one miracle prayer centre.

If you are from a poor background, there are certain games you shouldn't be playing. Don't let peer pressure lead you astray.
Bramiido

14/03/2025

Huyu Nimemchekesha tu kidogo sahii... ananiuliza niko free lini💔😊

13/03/2025

Alafu hawa watu mlikua mnafaint kwa Assembly, shida ilikua nini?😂😂💔

09/03/2025

What is the meaning here?

03/03/2025

The problem with most people is this: you make a little money, and suddenly you want to become an investor.

You want to ‘invest’. You want to ‘grow your money’. And before you know it, you’ve met some smooth-talking guy online telling you, "Boss, this investment platform will give you 25% profit per day!"

Three months later? Your money is gone. You’re left with exposure and regrets.

Some of you are not investing; you're just buying hope. You work hard for a whole year, save up KES 100,000, then find some TikTok ‘financial guru’ telling you about "the best online investment platform" and you wire your money to a total stranger.

And then boom! The money disappears.

Stop Falling for These Scams. You’ve probably seen them:
✅ Forex hustlers flashing screenshots of fake millions
✅ Crypto ‘mentors’ telling you to ‘invest in the future’
✅ Ponzi schemes promising you riches overnight

If getting rich was that easy, wouldn’t we all be millionaires by now?

Invest in Yourself First. Before you run around investing in ‘opportunities’, how about you invest in yourself first?

📌 Buy a better phone if you're serious about content creation.
📌 Upgrade your laptop if you’re into freelancing, design, or coding.
📌 Learn a high-income skill—SEO, digital marketing, video editing, AI tools.
📌 Start with a money market fund—but don’t expect it to make you rich overnight.

You see, your skills and knowledge will always pay you back. Blindly throwing money at random ‘investments’ won’t.

Some of you want to turn KES 8,000 into KES 50,000 in two days.
How does that even make sense?

Bring Value to the Market. The real way to make money? Solve problems.
Provide a service, learn a craft, improve your expertise, and people will pay you for it.

Instead of gambling with your hard-earned money, take a course, read books, or join a class that teaches you something valuable.

That’s why I always say, invest in yourself first!

28/02/2025

The only place nishaai piganiwa ni kwa staffroom 'niachie huyo nitadeal n yy'😂😂

28/02/2025

😛😛kuna time Dem👩‍🦳 akikutembelea ye hukuja akijifanya hataki na hataki😑,
Be a gentleman🙇 usikimbilie mdinyo😏, aty unataka tu kurukia msichana WA wenyewe ka ngombe🐄..na kushinda umembao🥒 kwa nyumba Masaa yote ka fala mpaka heartbeat💓 inahamia kwa mjulubeng🥒
Mschana👩‍🦳 akifika kwako🏡 acha kumpea makazi😡 aty apike,aoshe vyombo 🍽️🔪noo.
Be a gentleman we mpikie ata ka uko kwake mpikie, kuleni ,osha vyombo ukimaliza already atakua ashakufeel🥰..weka kamovie 🎬akulalie tu kwa kifua🧖
MKiwatch Sasa Anza tu kumshika 😋mati*ti😋mdogo tu mKiwatch ukiguzisha mguu yako na yake ukipandisha tu mguu🦶 yako Toka kwa mapa*ja🦵 mpaka chini 🔥🔥🔥

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26/02/2025

Listen!!
don’t love too soon. don’t trust too fast. don’t quit too early. don’t expect too high. don’t talk too much.