Joe Gritton Photography

25/10/2026

27/09/2026

"Are you worried about AI taking your job as a wedding photographer?"

Honestly? Not anytime soon. I just tried to adjust the couples position to be more centred, and Adobe’s AI decided the best solution was to add a second groom—creating a completely uninvited throuple. 💀🤖

I think my job is safe until the robots figure out how to stop spawning phantom guests and ghosts in the walls.

26/09/2026

I wish someone had warned me before I became a full-time wedding photographer: say goodbye to your knees. 🧎‍♂️💀
The lunges, the squats, the accidental floor-rolls just to get the angle nobody else saw... nobody prepares your joints for wedding season.
Worth every single creak to get the shot, though.
If your photographer isn’t doing unintentional yoga throughout the day, are they even trying? 😂👇

16/09/2026

29/07/2026

48 hours after they said "I do," Emma and Jake’s sneak peek was already in their inbox.

A bright blue double-decker bus, some highly competitive mini-golf in shades, and absolutely zero awkward posing. Just the real, unfiltered day captured forever.

Your wedding is a party, not a photoshoot. Let's chat. 👇

21/07/2026

Google reviews are great, but the texts I get the morning after? That’s the real stuff. 📱✨

​Swipe to see the unfiltered reactions: from the pure hype of a sneak peek dropping to the joy of waking up with surprise Instax prints. Every couple gets these as a little gift, so you can actually walk away from your wedding night holding a physical photo of one of your biggest moments.

​I don't just want to be a vendor you leave a review for weeks later. I want to be the photographer you’re texting in all-caps because you can't stop reliving the best night of your life.

​If that’s the vibe you’re looking for, let’s chat. 👇

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08/07/2026

Planning a smaller, more personal celebration? ✨

​I am so excited to officially launch my new Micro & Intimate Wedding Package—starting at under £500!

​When you strip away the massive guest lists and the rigid timelines, you are left with the absolute best parts of a wedding: the raw emotion, the quiet glances, and the people who matter most. You don't need 10 hours of coverage to capture a perfect love story; you just need someone who knows exactly when to click the shutter.

​This package is designed for shorter coverage but delivers maximum impact. It is built entirely around my core rule: memories, not poses. For under £500, I focus purely on the peak moments—your vows, the immediate joy afterward, and the relaxed celebrations—documenting it exactly as it unfolds. No awkward staging, just the real you.

​Want to add some extra nostalgia? We can bring out the 90s Polaroids and 35mm film to give your intimate gallery those tangible, retro vibes. 📸

​Hit the link in my bio to view the new package details, and let’s start planning your laid-back day!

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