11/09/2026
Owning a campervan gradually teaches you a few things.
Usually by first doing them the expensive, inconvenient or unnecessarily complicated way.
Five things we don’t really do anymore:
1. Chase the “perfect” park-up.
Legal, reasonably level and not next to a bin lorry at 5am will do nicely.
2. Buy every bit of vanlife kit somebody calls “essential”.
If it doesn’t earn its cupboard space, it’s basically travelling rent-free.
3. Assume a bigger van is automatically better.
More room is lovely. So is fitting through a village.
4. Ignore a new noise and hope it develops some manners.
We have tried the “turn the radio up” diagnostic method. Results were mixed.
5. Plan every mile before leaving home.
Some of the best stops are the ones that weren’t pinned three weeks earlier.
What’s one thing you stopped doing once you’d owned a van for a while?