04/09/2026
A few of you have reached out about my recent post where I mentioned my day job as a headshot, registry office and event photographer. You can safely assume that if I can get a decent shot of you doing 60mph on a bike without you noticing, I can definitely get one of you standing still in a suit.
A few things about the other side of what I do:
1. Most people's natural headshot face sits somewhere between a passport photo, a police mugshot and a hostage negotiation proof of life image. We fix that by actually talking to you, not just pointing a lens and hoping. My line in mother-in-law jokes is unsurpassed.
2. Registry office weddings are fun and dynamic: Typically shorter than the best man's speech and longer than the mother-in-law's dress.
3. One customer of mine changed his LinkedIn photo after a session and texted me two weeks later to say he'd got a date off the back of it. I'm taking full credit for that one. Can't promise the same results, but I'll always give you some zing.
4. The way we win - I'm friendly, relaxed, and I'll come to you — no trek into a city, no studio queue, no waiting room small talk.
So if you need photos done properly — not a passport booth special, not your mate snapping you on the landing as you leave the bathroom holding a tape measure — go to profilepictures.co.uk.
Send me a message and I'll get you booked in. Oh - and If you don't love your shots, we sort it — no arguing, no quibble. That's a promise.