10/08/2026
How to build the world’s worst camera:
- Materials needed: magnifying glass, scanner, black foamcore, tape
- Find the maximum focusing distance of your lens by projecting light onto a wall from a window, measure the length when a distant scene is in focus
- Find the minimum focusing distance of your lens by projecting light onto a wall from a phone screen held 1-2m from the lens, and measure when in focus
- Design the box: you want to make two halves that slide into each other, with the lens on one side and the scanner on the other, it should be your maximum focusing distance measurement when closed and at least your minimum focusing distance measurement when extended
- You get focus by sliding the box back and forth, doing a preview scan, and adjusting as needed
- You can only change exposure via aperture or light (i.e, there is no shutter speed or ISO), however reducing the aperture will also reduce the size of the image, so adjusting light is the better
- I’m using a Nanlite FC-720c with a 120cm rapid softbox for the key, and a FC-120c with a 60cm rapid softbox for the kicker, these lights are also RGB which can be used to make colour images (stay tuned for part 2!)
- You can use any scanning software, and the only option to worry about is DPI, which will change the resolution and length of the capture time (not the exposure though!)
- A higher DPI will make for more erratic looking movement, if movement speed stays the same
That’s the gist of it, half the fun is mucking around with things from there. This camera interestingly only takes photos in black and white, however I have worked out a quirky way to make colour photos that I haven’t seen before, follow for part 2!
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